Here's some from AJ the other morning. And if you know AJ...the kid never stops talking. And boy can he tell some wacked out stories. Half the time, I have no clue what he's even saying but he has a SERIOUS imagination.
This morning he was in my bathroom and he started going off about "girls like mermaids, mama"
Me: Oh, they do, do they?
AJ: Yeah. Because girls are mermaids and so girls LIKE mermaids and they SWIM like mermaids.
Me: Okay, I can buy that.
AJ: NO, you don't BUY it mama! It's mermaids. People's don't like mermaids, mama.
Me: I thought you just said that girls like mermaids.
AJ: NO. NOBODY likes mermaids. Peoples don't like mermaids because they are BAD. And they swim in the water like this (starts waving his hands around and thrashing about) and they get the peoples and the peoples don't like them.
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about.
AJ: *sighing* It's the mermaids, mama. The mermaids.
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The funny thing about AJ and his stories is that he is SO adamant, and he tells them and talks to you about this random stuff so earnestly. And he gets this patronizing voice and you can tell that it's taking every ounce of patience in his body to explain this to your simple and feeble mind -- the kicker being that 90% of the time IT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
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