Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Who needs a bank??


The "Brief Safe"

The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling.

Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion.

Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room — even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

Made in USA.

One size.

Color: White (and Brown).

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha! wow I think I have seen everything now. That is truly geniuse though, I especially love the "skid" marks.

Anonymous said...

Weird! I was just looking at an underwear site, www.webundies.com, although no "uniquely decorated" undies there. I would ruin whatever was in the "safe" cause I'd just pick em up and wash them; they look just like alot of undies I need to wash today.

I could just see someone robbing us and we're standing there on top of 'Laundry Mountain' I think you called it, gun to my head,..."okay, okay, I'm trying to hurry! Just a few more pairs, I KNOW one of these is NOT the real deal!" "You have a nose, you could help if you're in such a hurry!"

Think that would turn them off?

Muffy, bowels of hell, come on.

Anonymous said...

I think the words I'm searching for are "gag-nasty."

Anonymous said...

eww?