Tuesday, December 4, 2007

And then SHE said....

So this morning I was talking with that neighbor baby down the street...you know the one. Poops her pants twice a day? Had a mean case of diaper rash last week? The bald one? Yeah, her. Well, ANYWAYS...she started gett'n all up in my face, talk'n smack...say'n I had a drooling problem. And I was all like, "WHA?! Oh no you di-n't!!"
Can you believe that? Crazy ho....
Drooling.
As if.



What? What's that you say? WHAT?!
I :::AM::: drooling???
Like, right this very minute??
It's ON MY CHEST??
It's DRIPPING??
It's glistening in the sunlight you say??


Why didn't you tell me sooner???!!
Do you realize I've been walking around like this ALL MORNING??
:::sob:::

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok. that last picture is adorable/halarious.

Anonymous said...

Funny and precious! :)

Anonymous said...

how did you get that second pic... AMAZING??!!