Name that Puppy (again)

This weekend we got Cooper's pedigree papers so now we have to send in our end of the paperwork to officially get him registered.
Obviously, we're not going to change his name, but we need to spice it up a little bit so that he fits in with his pedigree line. Basically, he needs a ridiculous sounding fancy name to put on his papers.

Lemme give you an example.
Cooper was sired by Hunter Buddy Stone. The dam was Zeus's Cool Hand Daisy. Their respective parents were: Hunter Duke Etheridge, Rockroad's May Do Your Thing, Zeus's Cool Hand Luke, and Bosworth's Lady Daisy.

So....we'll keep the name "cooper" in there somewhere...just need to spice things up a little. It's a fun game...we've tossed around quite a few names this weekend....like:
Cooper's Magically Delicious Wonderland (brainstormed during wholesome breakfast of Lucky Charms)
Cooper's Delicious Treat
Forever Poop Coop
Cooper's Island Safari
Twinkle Tinkle Little Star Cooper
Vicious Cooper Seabisquit


So....let's hear your ideas! If we use your name, you'll get a special surprise of no monetary value whatsoever....but we will admire your creativity. Crazy, funny, odd, slightly offensive...we don't care - let's hear your suggestions! Cooper needs a fancy-schmancy pedigree name!