My brother sent me this quote from Ellen DeGeneres today, and I thought it was pretty funny. And it aptly describes me this week:
"I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words".
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Hey tammi!! I completely forgot about your blog, until I saw Amy last week and she emailed the link to me. So now I can keep up to date. Contragulations on #3. That's so exciting. By the way, I'm sure you hear this all the time, but your children are ADORABLE!!
I saw that quote too. It's on my google homepage on my school computer. I like it, it's funny.
That's weird. I didn't realize you were aloud to quote Ellen DeGeneres. Huh.
welcome back kristin!
twl- ellen degeneres makes me laugh. really really hard.
daniel - i can quote whoever i want, including, but not limited to: Big Bird, Hitler, Al Gore, Malcolm Gladwell, C.S. Lewis, Joan of Arc, and Satan himself.
Wait....did Satan ever actually SAY anything?? How curious....I don't think he did. I'll have to go double check. Guess I won't be quoting him anytime soon.
Satan apparently told the Manson guy to slaughter that one girl.
Also, that car...Christine.
Oh yeah, don't forget that dog...I forgot his name.
But then again, two of those were movies and I wouldn't take Manson at his word. He's weird, don't you think?
Oh yeah, I think I have one...he offered a piece of real estate to Jesus himself. Chuckle. What was he thinking?
Last one, cause this is getting sort of weird...how about all those rock-n-roll records you can play backwards and hear Satan?
OOOH.
Uh-Huh.
Maybe you could channel a new blog now? Something about Friday the 13th maybe.
Oh, that just made me think of something to blog about.
Later. Glad you're back. Have some more coffee.
Just a thought...where exactly do you go to check on "words spoken by Satan"?
Library: "Excuse me, could you direct me to the Satan Section?"
Tammi, you could have seriously just happened upon a skit for SNL.
You're SOOO Cool.
Of course he did... answers God in book of Job regarding what he wanted to do to him...
Follow up from Job Chp 2
1 Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the LORD. 2 And the LORD said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it. 3 And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause. 4 And Satan answered the LORD, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life. 5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face. 6 And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life. 7 So went Satan forth from the presence of the LORD, and smote Job with sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown.
ok, ok, i had a brain fart.
I was trying to remember if he had spoken at all at the beginning of the Bible - around the time of creation and his casting out.
My bad.
Well that took a rather interesting turn.
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