Good Idea: Taking Cooper The Untrained Psycho Dog for a walk.
Bad Idea: Trying to do it on a bike.
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Picture this: Crazed and wide-eyed dog lunging down the street with girl on bike, eyes wide in terror, trying to maintain balance, not run over the dog, or pull on the wrong brake (and catapult herself over the handlebars), and anticipating road burn as dog jolts into neighboring yards to pee on mailboxes or poop in grass.
We went four blocks. It was crazy, jerky, dangerous, and my hands still hurt from him pulling me about 125 mph down the road. Do NOT try that at home kids.
I've GOT to get this dog in obedience training.
With a side of Ritalin.
And a Xanax for me.
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