
Ok...everyone knows Jeopardy. And everyone knows the Jeopardy theme song.....so - go ahead. Start humming it. Out loud. I'm not moving on until you're humming it....doo-DOO-doo-doo-DOO-doo-doo........
Time for the question...or should I say the answer.
I'll take Irony for $500 Alex.
Answer: Steve and Tammi Nowack

Question?? Well, do you have it???
And the Question is: Who is the most fertile couple on the planet?

Yup. We're pregnant. Baby Nowack #3 should be here in July. Above you see preggo tests number 4 and number 5. When I called the dr. a few weeks ago to schedule an appt. this is how the phone conversation went:
"I'd like to schedule an appt. with Dr.----. Oh, and I'm a new patient"
"Ok...and the reason for your appt"
"I'm got myself knocked up"
"Oh, and are you sure?"
"Well....let's see: no period, sore boobs, constant nausea, 5 pregnancy tests...yup, other than a
dead rabbit, I'm pretty sure"
Oh. And at the grocery store, apparently they now hide pregnancy tests behind the pharmacist's counter. After I looked for one up and down the aisles for about 10 minutes, I finally walked up to the counter and discreetly asked for a pregnancy test, all the while looking over my shoulder hoping to NOT see anyone I knew - I felt like an underage kid trying to score a pack of smokes as I kept twitching around in anxious anticipation...expecting one of my friends to walk up to me at any moment. This mission was VERY incognito.
Anyway, she showcases like Vanna White an entire 18 foot high shelf with no less than 427 different kinds of pregnancy tests. She smiled with a look of pity as my pupils grew twice their size. Quickly looking over my shoulder again, I fervently said, "Whatever. I don't care. They all look the same. Just give me one"
She proceeded to grab two, and was a little too perky when she exclaimed,
"This one is very reputable, but THIS one comes with THREE in it!" As if she was sharing a secret on the level of national security. Good heavens! THREE?! No!! Indeed I have discovered a treasure trove of HcG hormone predicting magic!
I bought them all and took them home. I took them throughout the next week and EVERY SINGLE ONE was positive. After I finally accepted the fact that yes, I was pregnant, I went back to the same grocery store for prenatal vitamins. After I had scoured the vitamin shelving unit for 13 minutes, I decided to seek help. Ironically, the same person was there.
"Can you help me find the prenatal vitamins?"
"Oh - sure they're right over----" and then she stopped and took a good look at me.
"Ohhhhh" she said, with a knowing smile.
"Yeah....Ohhh. It's me again"
We're still getting used to the idea. Ready or not....the countdown begins. #3 is on its way.